if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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