they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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