That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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