is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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