I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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