Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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