I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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