id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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