escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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