i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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