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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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