i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
There's always time for handjobs
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
