all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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