As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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