I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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