Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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