is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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