Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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