Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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