matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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