arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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