Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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