Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
