Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
