I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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