too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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