I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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