So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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