people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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