people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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