We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
only if we run a train.
done.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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