i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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