I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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