I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
worst night to have a conscience
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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