Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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