White coat. Heels.
My hand turned me down
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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