if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
