hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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