the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i believe in u and ur pee
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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