so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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