I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
