it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do vagina's smell?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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