she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
