people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Houston, we have a blender
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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