She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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