Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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