so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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