if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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