do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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