I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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